Oh My

It's a unique brand of joy that I experience when someone finds O & H in a random Google search. I always like to see what key words led them to my corner in the labyrinth of hyperspace. But today, in looking at my stats, some perv found me by searching for: 'donkey ****ing.' (Spelling it out will only result in more hits.)

So this is quick disclaimer to say that even though I did just put the two words in sequence and may or may not be found again by the same means, O & H and its sole contributor Pretty Lush, do not advocate sex by humans in or around donkeys. Ever. Not even when smashed in Tijuana and it's happening on stage. And even if it is some Biff and Todd type combination of frat boys that searched it for a good laugh, I am not amused.

It takes all kinds, I know, but I'd really like to personally do away with the sick fucks of the world. That is all. O & H will now resume its normal programming of incessant, nonsensical, blathering. Goodnight.

Comments

[M-bones]

Mine are pretty mild. The worst I've gotten is Sugar Boobs, which I am guessing is Mel Gibson "sugar tits" reference.

[hotpants]

ahahahahahaha!

[sami]

Seriously - where do some of those searches come from? I get a lot of "Fat Girls" and "So and So Naked..." Ya know.. i write about that kind of stuff once in a blue moon. i can only think it's from old stuff in the last 3 years that channels into the new blog. People are so wierd.